via uncannycities 1 year ago link 62,388 notes

<3!

<3!

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via flyingmind 1 year ago link 2,320 notes

I laughed out loud at this…and am still giggling…

via goddamngood 1 year ago link 271,719 notes

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Ok, this is just sweet.

Ok, this is just sweet.

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Ggnnaaahhhhh!!!&#8230;.I am swimming upside dooowwwnnn!!!

Ggnnaaahhhhh!!!….I am swimming upside dooowwwnnn!!!

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via latenightamy 1 year ago link 85,288 notes

Yeah, whoa.

latenightamy:

woah.

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via goddamngood 1 year ago link 88,065 notes

Aahhhahahahahaaa!!! 
10knotes:

The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

Aahhhahahahahaaa!!! 

10knotes:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

(Source: secretsbest)

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via flyingmind 1 year ago link 29,473 notes

Some how you always manage to make me miss you in just one day.

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I really, really want to do this!

I really, really want to do this!

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via flyingmind 1 year ago link 107,790 notes

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