via uncannycities 1 month ago link 43,095 notes

<3!

<3!

(Source: nepula)

via flyingmind 1 month ago link 2,323 notes

I laughed out loud at this…and am still giggling…

via goddamngood 1 month ago link 168,503 notes

via flyingmind 1 month ago link 28,635 notes

Ok, this is just sweet.

Ok, this is just sweet.

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via goddamngood 1 month ago link 466 notes

Ggnnaaahhhhh!!!&#8230;.I am swimming upside dooowwwnnn!!!

Ggnnaaahhhhh!!!….I am swimming upside dooowwwnnn!!!

(Source: padaw4n)

via latenightamy 1 month ago link 47,299 notes

Yeah, whoa.

latenightamy:

woah.

(Source: pulmonaire)

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via goddamngood 1 month ago link 75,078 notes

Aahhhahahahahaaa!!! 
10knotes:

The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

Aahhhahahahahaaa!!! 

10knotes:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

(Source: secretsbest)

via all-mimsy-were-the-borogoves 1 month ago link 137,637 notes

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via flyingmind 1 month ago link 13,937 notes

Some how you always manage to make me miss you in just one day.

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I really, really want to do this!

I really, really want to do this!

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