via uncannycities 2 years ago link 62,393 notes

<3!

<3!

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via flyingmind 2 years ago link 2,320 notes

I laughed out loud at this…and am still giggling…

via goddamngood 2 years ago link 271,764 notes

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Ok, this is just sweet.

Ok, this is just sweet.

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Ggnnaaahhhhh!!!&#8230;.I am swimming upside dooowwwnnn!!!

Ggnnaaahhhhh!!!….I am swimming upside dooowwwnnn!!!

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via latenightamy 2 years ago link 85,685 notes

Yeah, whoa.

latenightamy:

woah.

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via goddamngood 2 years ago link 88,323 notes

Aahhhahahahahaaa!!! 
10knotes:

The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

Aahhhahahahahaaa!!! 

10knotes:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

(Source: secretsbest)

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via flyingmind 2 years ago link 29,697 notes

Some how you always manage to make me miss you in just one day.

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via flyingmind 2 years ago link 681,587 notes

I really, really want to do this!

I really, really want to do this!

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