<3!
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I laughed out loud at this…and am still giggling…
Ok, this is just sweet.
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Ggnnaaahhhhh!!!….I am swimming upside dooowwwnnn!!!
(Source: padaw4n)
Yeah, whoa.
woah.
(Source: pulmonaire)
Aahhhahahahahaaa!!!
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
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Some how you always manage to make me miss you in just one day.
(Source: flyingmind)
I really, really want to do this!
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